Well Planet Earth, today is a day for celebration on your planet. You Humans have been a bit tough on Lindsay Lohan over the years, getting all bent outta shape about a little blow habit and a few shoplifting incidents...But today was a day of spiritual rebirth and enlightenment for all of planet Earth, a defining moment for entire generation, as you were blessed with visions of a transformed Lindsay, enhanced by a set of absolutely perfect tits, and an ass unlike anything we have ever seen from an un-photoshopped female on your world. The tasteful and appropriate Sountracks for these first spreads provided by 80's Synth connoisseur and Vintage Porn Guru Rick Shithouse. 
Gek's Rec:
Unfortunately even the million dollars wasn't enough to get Linds to show her bush, but we still got much more than we ever could have imagined back in the days of Disney's Parent Trap (or the anorexia/crack/prison era...) This was a fucking awesome day. Everyone give thanks and praise to this perfect and beautiful universe we live in, we leave you with this nice little gem from the U.K's Luminaire. .:. .:. .:. And of course, mad love to the dude who leaked these photos, that's some seriously good Karma you've earned yourself our dear friend (as long as you don't have a daughter who sends her boyfriend shots of herself spread eagle....) .:. .:. .:.
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